Playhouse Drinking Game!

Take a drink whenever one of the following occurs (or more, when noted). As with any drinking game, you don't have to use alcohol, or even a drink. Eat a cookie, or some raisins, or whatever you like or have near you. Drinking games are generally intended to get you stone drunk (or on a great sugar high if you like baked goods and candy), that way, you buy more drinks and think you're having a great time!


  • Drink to the secret word!

    "Wish? Did somebody say 'Wish'?"

  • PW talks directly to "the boys and girls at home." 2 if he tells them to get the help of a grown-up.

  • The picture phone rings

    Cowboy Curtis is acting especially gay ("Mmm, fruity!")

  • Door-to-door salesman!

    Mr. Kite Talks about the weather

  • One drink for each shirtless, built man who enters

  • Mr. Window announces an arrival

    Miss Yvonne is acting especially flirty

  • Knucklehead!

  • The Fish laugh together

    The Cowntess makes a pun

  • Drink to the arrival of snack time!

    Randy laughs

  • Chandelier talks

    Reba the Mail Lady is exasperated

  • 2 The use of one of PW's movies (Big Top PW clip, recycled Elfman music, etc.)

  • The Magic Glasses talk

    Pterri says "I'm not a baby!"

  • Carlos teaches PW a word in Spanish (also when anyone else teaches PW a foreign word)

    Globey points out a country/city on himself

  • Cowboy Curtis says "Woooeee!"

    Random celebrity guest enters (includes minor celebs like the Del Rubios); ensures drunken Christmas Special fun!

  • Floory talks

  • Someone lands on Chairy after being in the Magic Screen

    "E" sound added to the end of a word (i.e. "Blankety", "Salady")

  • PW uses one of his 'patented' catch-phrases (i.e. "I know you are, but what am I?", "I meant to do that!")

    Random dance number

  • An old folk tune is sung/played (i.e. "Oh, Suzanna", "Frere Jacques"); includes cartoons

    Say Hello to Billy Baloney with a drink!

  • One drink for each piece of foil or rubber band added to PW's foil/rubber band ball.


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